Pigeon Fist

That one faggot band.
Usually small/local. Garage Band

Green Day used to be cool they they total turned into a Pigeon Fist
Did you go to Ray's last night? No it was a total Pigeon Fist playing

by lil-hardxore June 21, 2010

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

Pigeon Belly

Guy jizzes all over your belly, and looks like pigeon shit

"Awe baby, will you make me have a Pigeon Belly? Cause thats all i have been thinking about all day"

by The Assistant for my friends August 23, 2011

pigeon wind

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.

Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.

"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."

by Shaira December 14, 2008

new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011