Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

Mud Pickling

The act of leaving your penis inside of an Anus overnight achieving a pickling effect on your penis.

1. I enjoy fishing, small model painting and mud pickling on occasion.

2. When I'm done mud pickling my dick is to water logged to function.

by Will Atlas September 9, 2023

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless

"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"

by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024

Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Hasty Picking

Selectively choosing only the earliest, most immediate, or most convenient data points to support a claim, while ignoring the broader timeline or later-developing information. It’s the fallacy of drawing a conclusion from a sample that is not only too small, but also prematurely snatched. The hasty picker is the person who declares a movie a masterpiece after the first trailer or a policy a failure after its first week.

Example: "He engaged in hasty picking about the new manager, citing her awkward first meeting as proof she'd be a disaster. He ignored the next six months where she turned the department around, because his initial 'data point' was already cemented as his truth."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026