San Pedro

A sex position. The female participant has to grow out their leg hair enough to have a “spiky” feel. She then sits atop her male partner and holds her arms in curved position to the sky and floor, mimicking the look of a San Pedro cactus. The male participant also rubs the females legs, and comments on its spiky-ness. This is done in Spanish for more advanced users. Works all year round, but ideal for winter.

Brooke “I haven’t shaved my legs for a week, better shave them tonight”
Tim “shave them tomorrow, let’s San Pedro tonight”
Brooke “vamos de fiesta, chico grande!”

by tjdeckwhiler September 19, 2020

pancake patrol

Created in May of 2005 by 'beachfront noob' and 'pancake patrol', The Pancake Patrol is regarded as the greatest HALO clan in the world. In June of 2007, 'beachfront noob' recruited William Jackelson McJimbelson (most commonly known as Billy) to lead the Pancake Patrol at a rape rehab clinic in Saudi Arabia. Billy has lead the Pancake Patrol to an astonishing Team Slayer win percentage of 14% since taking over, previously the Pancake Patrol had never one a game. Since the initial two members of May 2005 membership rates have ballooned to 25,000,000 in the state of Rhode Island alone.

-Billy, quick crouch walk behind me as I run at them with my double popcorn guns blasting.
<Double Kill>
-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.

by beachfront noob March 26, 2008

Chav Patrol

A Gang of chavs with nothing else to do, so they walk around looking for trouble. Anyone can be a victim, senile raping is common and a kid walking home from basketball is a prime target.

A 10 Year old walks home and all of a sudden a bunch of chav patrol come around the corner and steals her stuff and verbally abuses her.

Mother Dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.

by Adam D soldia September 14, 2006

Petrolfied

an intense fear associated with petrol / gasoline

1) I'm petrolfied about rising oil prices
2) I'm running on empty and about 10 minutes' drive from the nearest pump - I'm petrolfied I'm not going to make it

by Alex M H October 17, 2008

Petroczi

The most rare and righteous example of a person you'll ever meet. However, watch for their first name. If it happens to be natively Hungarian, they should be avoided at all costs. To be involved with one with a more modern first name, in any way, is a great honour in many cultures. Steadfast, outgoing, persistent and loyal, they ensure quality and completeness. Make great lovers and great friends. WARNING: Must be treated like celebrities!

I got into the club after they thought I was a Petroczi.

by josegalopez April 12, 2011

Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

Petrophile

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.

Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!

by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013