owned

see osek

owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by megabitch February 2, 2004

I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 28, 2003

D'OWNED

When you go to open a door, and either it is locked and won't open, or it is a door with a bar and you push on the wrong side of the door and it won't open for you. Like getting Owned by a door.

*Guy goes for one of two doors and pulls the door that is locked*

"MAN YOU JUS GOT D'OWNED!"

by Daniel Novak October 18, 2008

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 2, 2003

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 11, 2007

element owners club

A group of lame individuals who worship a lame car.

The element owners club is having a meeting today.

by zled February 8, 2009

OWNEE

The new way of saying owned. :)

I totally got ownee.

:)

by zortos May 9, 2008