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Spider Orgy

Last night Tom Sam Athan And Sierra Had a spider orgy
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computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers
dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!
by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020
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Nerd-orgy

The wondrous sensation of visiting the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, specifically in Florida.
Dude! It was a total nerd-orgy there!
by Valtyra May 25, 2017
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Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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Bestfriend Orgy

Bestfriend Orgy is a powerful organization founded in July 26th of 2020, It was found by Halsey, Isaac, Vivian, Reyna, Allen, and one who we shall not name.
have you heard of Bestfriend Orgy? yeah! they’re scattacular!
by Isaacs Mind July 26, 2021
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Orgy

Basically, an orgy is when lots of people get together and have sex in one big pile. In other words, a sex party.
Teyare: Hey, Sorren, did you go to the orgy last night?

Sorren: No.. Why?

Teyare: Oh okay, 'cause there were so many people there that I couldn't tell if you were there or not!

Sorren: >:0 frickin' slut
by WiltedRose February 17, 2020
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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