shoot one's cookies

(variants: toss or lose may replace shoot, breakfast, lunch, dinner, or supper may replace cookies)

to vomit

I'm so sick, I feel like I might shoot my cookies.

by Light Joker April 15, 2005

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 9, 2008

Onesie

When you have to pee but not poop

Hey man can I use you’re bathroom I have to do a onesie I’ll be quick.

by Moist eyecrust November 15, 2017

knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area

Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

throw one's bones somewhere

1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.

Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!

by Ebakvak May 24, 2009

Haunt one's castle

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

by William Warney January 16, 2011

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010