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Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .
I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"
by ElMalevo December 3, 2010
mugGet the Road Karmamug.

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.
Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.
by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017
mugGet the Road bevmug.

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017
mugGet the road dookiemug.

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 20, 2019
mugGet the Road Rapemug.

road sweeper

when someone is giving you head so you turn their entire body CLOCKWISE with their tongue out so they clean your hairs at the same time, if they get dizzy then turn them anticlockwise
what did you and Stephany get up to last night
I gave Stephany the road sweeper
by Lil_fiddler February 22, 2021
mugGet the road sweepermug.

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008
mugGet the The Whiskey Roadmug.

Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead
It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!
by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011
mugGet the Road Buffetmug.

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