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Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time
wow kieg nut that's fascinating.
by Vanderslar April 27, 2020
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Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.
You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3
by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022
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Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.
In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'
by Stepney March 15, 2014
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Skinny Nuts

No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.
Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"
by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022
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nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017
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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
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nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !
Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes
by Sly rat March 1, 2017
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