nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017
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Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020
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nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
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Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates
Jesus just made a Holy Nut
by bigboisautism December 26, 2018
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
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No Nut November

No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.
Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf
by nfsvsforza May 22, 2023
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Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.
You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3
by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022
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