Same as a one night stand...but cooler
by Carlbean January 09, 2021
by 665565555 April 19, 2019
To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
by Word_Massa_03 March 13, 2015
The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
by boneduck July 18, 2022
When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.
Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!
by Elcapitandongcopter February 20, 2021
(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023