Brand Clean

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.
by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022
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clean hole

I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.
by Seshie November 13, 2019
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cleaning the plantation

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.
by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013
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Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.
My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.
by wilkinism December 18, 2022
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clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)
There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.
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slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
by KC34 June 21, 2017
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