Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Note-Tipping

Reading your revision notes right before an exam and when the exam starts, write down all the useful things from the notes onto the exam paper itself for reference.

Person 1: How did you get so high on the test?
Person 2: Oh, I just tried out Note-Tipping!

by paperarrow March 15, 2019

Charlie note

A rolled up note used for snorting a certain white substance

Dave gave me a rolled up Charlie note used for snorting my bag

by Myleftfoot1 January 25, 2025

pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 8, 2024

take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.

me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note

by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019

Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014