Head Wheel

When a man receives oral sex while at the same time driving and slams on the breaks, thrusting the victim into the steering wheel and causing the horn to blow.

Traffic: what the fuck are you beeping at moron?!?
Driver: nothing mam, just some head wheel.

by HAVOKKK March 20, 2011

Happy Wheels

A game kinda similar to Mario Maker in that the users make the levels, and 99% of them are crap while about 1% are good. But that's where the similarities end. Happy Wheels is in fact an amazingly brutal and violent game about taking various odd characters from a man on a Segway to an old fart in a jet-powered wheelchair through various insane obstacle courses. Your imagination is the limit.

And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.

Happy Wheels is one of the greatest video games of all time

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 29, 2022

wheel broads

Getting a girls number or taking her home in hopes of getting favours from her

My best friends is off to the club too "wheel broads". He hopes to get there numbers or take then home with him.

by crew member redmoon January 29, 2012

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

chill wheel

when a mans game so tight his lady says chill but eventually wheels him and her back to his place for sex chill wheel

braxton came on to julie a little strong but later that night braxton has to tell julie thanks for the chill wheel

by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

mud wheel

An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself

Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel

by boss_baby2010 November 18, 2021