like how writers block is not knowing what to write, tinder-block is not knowing what to say on Tinder
by zigzagable March 12, 2015
The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!
Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 25, 2009
When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"
"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."
I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."
I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
You have an open browser and plenty of time to browse whatever your heart desires, but there is nothing you can think of that you want to search.
I had a caramel macchiato at my side and the world at my fingertips, but nothing came. I realized that browser block had set in as I stared at my blank display.
by jojimurph September 30, 2010
by nahdoefabricated August 17, 2021
The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.
I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!
by luckylu77 December 06, 2008
The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.
Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.
Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.
Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.
Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"
Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"
Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"
Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
by jkskk September 03, 2009