Nelson’d

When you try to pour a drink and someone gets shorted.

Oh man, you totally Nelson’d.

by Itsathinh March 24, 2022

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Nelson Jorge

Literally "urban dictionary". Known in other circles as GOOGLE (Mr. Google).

The akashik records himself in the flesh.

Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's

Kakarot's big homie

Nelson jorge.

by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022

Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

neyonni

my stank stank stank and she loves me

“neyonni love ryan so much”

by phillyscooop December 6, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023