c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...

Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.

by parachute bandit August 24, 2016

Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus November 15, 2011

2 cheesey's 2 sliders next

when you sit in the canteen and listen to the sweet sounds of a whale saying next

oi have a 2 cheesey's 2 sliders next in science

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"

Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery

It means that there is a 3x3 (GAN 11 M Pro UV Coated with magnets set to strong) that has next day delivery :)

"Bro I just got the GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery!"

by LB Coobin :0 January 4, 2024