Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

next gen slayer

very big retard

that next gen slayer kid is a really big retard

by crackedeu January 20, 2022

karate kid the next step

Pretty much just the worst in the karate kid series and just overall trash

Yo did u watch the new karate kid the next step
Nah
Why
Because it's obviously shit

by Karatekidfan July 8, 2023

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

next fews

A unit-less amount used to speak about the future when hours, days, weeks, or months are unknown. Can also be used intentionally to avoid committing to a set amount of time.

"Sorry I had your DVDs so long. I'll get you your Friends Season 1 DVD in the next fews."

by haydizzizzizzle March 10, 2010

next

foward on to

i'm up next

by anonymous October 25, 2022