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ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
by CloudLuka August 9, 2017
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Netflix

Negro loving streamimg app.
Netflix sucks pushing diversity like the wanna be

Us Government.
NETFLIX
Watch any good movies lately?
No to many token negros depicting lives as others

Cos they can't live there own .
by Who gives a fuck I dont August 29, 2019
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netblitzed

When you were just about to do something in the internetz, but you suddenly can't can't because you have instantaneously forgotton what it was due to overstimulation, consider yourself netblitzed.

Can also be used in situations when your brain simply does not work properly for a while. Spelling errors abound. Log-ins fail. Entire email accounts are forgotten. For example, see paragraph 1, above.
Author of netblitzed intended for a straight definition, but somehow, errors/netspeak crept in. He/she had themselves, indeed, been netblitzed.
by Dr. Bomb December 8, 2010
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Netflix

usually a place where college dropouts watch two seasons of breaking bad or whatever. they sit on their couch eating a whole jar of nutella.
friend: hey you wanna play?
netflix addict: no thanks. im gonna watch netflix and waste my life.
by bigbuffcheetopuff August 15, 2015
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Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Dalton: Joe! where the have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015
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Netflix and Children

John: Want to Netflix and Chill? ;)
Jane: Run to the pharmacy; I don't want to Netflix and Children.
by Archerinreallife March 6, 2016
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Netflix balloon binge

A word for when you binge watch on Netflix thinking there are only a couple of episodes left only to discover there are many more seasons. "Balloon" refers to a balloon payment on a loan where you pace yourself then have a large amount due all at once at the end.
I was binge watching Breaking Bad on Netflix last weekend when I discovered there were 3 more seasons I hadn't realized existed. My Friday binge watch turned into a weekend long Netflix balloon binge.
by CLS 8888 May 3, 2016
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