simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

Simp

Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Simp

A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.

Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.

by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020

Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.

Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Simp

Logan Montgomery

Dude, Logan Montgomery is such a fucking simp

by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020