by Adage April 3, 2015

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

by anonymous August 10, 2024

happy mustard

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole

Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck

by 333bam July 23, 2024

The frozen form of mustard often used by body builders for a extra boost of energy. Very healthy and full of protien.

Pass me some mustard cubes, Bobby. I need to bulk up for the show.

by mk4 febreze December 23, 2008

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.