100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.

I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.

by Otown1988 October 27, 2020

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

mustache dick

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

by Asshairy September 5, 2017

meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017

mustache moan

when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it

that girl was mustache moaning on me

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 June 8, 2017