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dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
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Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
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Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020
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sniffing muffins

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!
Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!
by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012
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Muffin slicer

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
by Booga G January 27, 2016
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chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
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muffin wax

your a muffin wax
by Super sucked September 27, 2020
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