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Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020
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Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
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chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
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Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
"Maddie is such a muffin humper."
by Nerdstock October 2, 2013
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Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.
A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009
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muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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muffin hour

When it's so late and you're so tired that everything is funny.
We can only watch bad movies during muffin hour.
by scrunnchy August 5, 2015
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