Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 08, 2019
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Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
by M-j-k May 28, 2019
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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.
by D-Money$ August 02, 2014
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Muddy Sword

When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
by pDawg aye July 30, 2024
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Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal
Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)
by joegarc1 February 14, 2023
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Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.
Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*
by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 09, 2024
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