shut mouth

A very surreal way to say "shut up"

"shut mouth hammock"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Fudge Mouth

The fecal ring left around the mouth of the recipient of a fudge missile.

Chelsea had fudge mouth after waking up from a night of drinking.

by DL6996 September 30, 2012

Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.

She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.

by scottyo October 26, 2012

mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.

Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.

by Prof. Fussbudget December 2, 2011

Mouth Heavy

When a woman or man's mouth is full of dick.

I didn't fuck her but she did get mouth heavy.

by banyanboy123 August 24, 2011

Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022

Mouth Massage

Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.

Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.

by Snowdrops22 June 20, 2022