morning chubby

when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.

after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.

by shanematt July 27, 2005

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005

Portland good morning

Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.

My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.

by wetduck November 21, 2010

Sunday Morning

A girl so nasty that she could only be a stripper on Sunday mornings when the strip clubs are empty.

Hey girl, did you see Ashley last night?

Sure did...she looked like a Sunday Morning.

or

Damn! Your funky ass look like a Sunday Morning.

by TeamHellCat September 5, 2012

Easy Morning

Pseudonym for a cat who "rolls with it" and doesn't let the weight of the world get him down.

"That cat is more relaxed than Al Sharpton's hair on a good day."

"Sure you right. He's most definitely easy like sunday morning."

by James Spade April 28, 2005

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by Notmelol123 February 15, 2022

morning wood

When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

by Eli R. May 23, 2008