midget

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009

Midgestitute

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.

that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010

midgie

australian slang for the tiny flying insects that aren't flies or mosquitoes, often hang in swarms, and generally aim for your nose

there's so many midgies out tonight, I must have swallowed a dozen!

by heyscully August 26, 2013

Gay Midget

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is a gay midget

by Random.chick June 8, 2018

Midget

1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
2. A small or miniature version of something.
3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars.

-Issac: Hey David, who is that 10-year-old sitting next to you in chemistry?
-David: No, man. That's Marco, my midget friend

by issac nabiyev May 15, 2008

midget

Main Entry: midg·et
Pronunciation: \ˈmi-jət\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: midge
Date: 1816

1: something (as an animal) much smaller than usual
2 : a monkey disguised as a clown
3: a front-engine, single-seat, open-wheel racing car smaller and of less engine displacement than standard cars of the type

Look at that midget swinging in the trees!

by theskanman August 6, 2008