White Mercedes

The car for your average everyday karen. If you drive a white Mercedes you are probably a 16 year old girl named Emily that calls herself PAN sexual!! If you think this car is a good car at all then you are more of a crackhead then Emily. I feel so bad for anyone who has to drive such a unbelievably woman like car!

A white Mercedes just pulled up next to me and called the cops because I was hitting my vape.

by Jake from all state June 20, 2020

merder

a type of insane muderer who kills with a meathook or a wooden pole

john is a merderic and will be sent to a insane new home

by kingofsin666 April 1, 2007

Mercedes College

1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)

2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.

3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.

Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.

Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.

A breeding ground for toys.

by Ralpho9 November 14, 2007

Mercedes

very gorgeous outgoing girl you could ever meet so sweet and kind anyone would be lucky to have her in there life she changes so many lives if you have her don’t lose her ever take good care of her you may never get her back once you lose her

(me) wow Mercedes really made my day!
(friend) yeah she made everyone’s day today even mine twice!
(me) we’re so lucky to have her
(friend) your so right we need to take good care of her
(me) for sure

by maverickandcashbaker October 27, 2019

Mercedes

She is a amazing girl. She always thinks about others. She doesn’t try to help herself but help others and that’s the best part of her. She is a wonderful girlfriend because she cares for her boyfriend and loves him a lot. She will do anything for him.

Person 1: have you seen Mercedes

Person 2: hell ya I did, she is texting her boyfriend again

by Timmy TURNING June 3, 2021

Mercedes

An ugly, bitchy girl who starts rumors and ruins everyones lives. she's a compulsive lying whore who will do anything to get ahead. She's an awful friend and will stab you in the back any chance she gets don't believe anything she tells you. She probably has a shit load of STD's and nobody really likes her, she amazingly has a million friends though. She's also a fat stupid cheater, dont go near her.

girls: Mercedes is so awful, I'm glad I'm not friends with her.
every boy who has a brain: ew, whata whore, I'd never date that ugly slut.

by coocooAl August 6, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes is a beautiful name for a girl who is mercyful and kind. Fitting for her since thats what her name means. Mercedes is probably the strongest and most passionate person who fights for what is write. Because of these qualities she probably has a secret admirer either unbeknownst to her or not but she did know who liked her and she felt the same she could find a way with faith in God that they will be together.

Mercedes can count on her secret admirer to always be there for her if he is given a chance.

by bEcAuSe BeCaUsE i LoVe U❤ October 31, 2019