Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009
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A very bad media player in comparison to others like winamp. Has the tendancy to miss the first two seconds of an audio file. It has a very complicated layout and large window size making a simple task like playing an audio file a chore. Ripping music is almost pointless due to this. on the plus side WMP opens faster than its competitors allowing you to play a file almost instantainiously. WMP also suffers from its horrid lack of plug-ins and the windows web sites don't even supply them for download.
by Willy Wonka December 31, 2004
Get the windows media player mug.1. Someone with an almost pathological need to be on TV, for most part blocked by the movies since very,very, few would pay to see him or her. The 21st Century is made for someone like this, where no talent, and worst of all, no brains, is not a block to getting on TV show how, some where.
2. Sarah Palin. Any questions?
2. Sarah Palin. Any questions?
by Takomaguy May 4, 2013
Get the Media Whore mug.The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
by weyus August 7, 2011
Get the social media laundering mug.Slang term used within Australian Rave Culture, referring to the Eucalyptus scented vapour room spray "MEDIC", manufactured by Lemsip.
Is commonly used by individuals whilst under the influence of ecstasy or amphetamines to enhance + heighten the effects of such substances, in unison with Vicks Inhalers + Airwaves Gum.
It can be purchased over-the-counter at most pharmacies, as well as some supermarkets - within Australia.
Note: Is usually confiscated from arena-style events/raves.
Is commonly used by individuals whilst under the influence of ecstasy or amphetamines to enhance + heighten the effects of such substances, in unison with Vicks Inhalers + Airwaves Gum.
It can be purchased over-the-counter at most pharmacies, as well as some supermarkets - within Australia.
Note: Is usually confiscated from arena-style events/raves.
by tayz0r February 23, 2009
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anybody who is trying to get a politcal veiwpoint across weather it be democrat or Republican on the news.
journalists that are bushes payroll
anybody who is trying to get a politcal veiwpoint across weather it be democrat or Republican on the news.
by johnyhoff May 13, 2005
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