matías

coolest person you'll ever meet

person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Macimu November 15, 2021

matisato

Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother

Tser: mum who is my real dad?

Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...

Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that

by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021

Matisato

Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.

Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!

by Matisato November 20, 2021

matildo

Matildo hot Albanian boy with a lot humor and like him so much girls

Matildo is a good boy

by Albanas fucker November 20, 2021

matildo

Matildo hot Albanian boy with a lot humor and like him so much girls

Matildo is a good boy

by Albanas fucker November 20, 2021

marixeni

Marixeni , a person full of energy and life . She know how to make her partner to have a good time. She love the beach life , sunsets, sunrises and she is breath because the word “summer” exists. Important thing about marixeni… Daddy issues.

Ow marixeni is here!

“Hello summer”

by Richhippie November 20, 2021

matilde

matilde is the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen. she’s my crush and I love her so so so much. she’s perfect, omfg you don’t know how much I love her. i’ve dedicate to her my most favourite songs, she deserves it!

i love matilde, very much

by emmuz November 20, 2021