saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 03, 2020

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela December 29, 2007

pibling-by-marriage

Pibling's spouse.

My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

pibling-by-marriage

Pibling-in-law (only pibling's spouse).

My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 28, 2021