Mad cuddling

It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.

"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."

by Jjsmithy October 10, 2016

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

mad lion

a hot and sexy beast. a mad lion does not fail at anyhting.

guy #1:Dude that guy just went mad lion up in this bitch

guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us

by runner2578 June 8, 2011

Shadz Mad

If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'

Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.

Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!

by BIGFELLAHIMSELF January 24, 2011

the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.

Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.

by thebser June 7, 2011

mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"

People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me

by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009

Mad Piss

(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!

Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!

by MyNameJeff3451 September 23, 2020