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Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.
- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."
by infected xD July 27, 2010
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Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.
by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020
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bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".
Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.
by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016
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Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.
A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009
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Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!
by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010
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dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
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muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell
Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.
by elykmocsob May 4, 2011
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