muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell

Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.

by elykmocsob May 4, 2011

Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.

"Maddie is such a muffin humper."

by Nerdstock October 2, 2013

dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot

Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned

by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.

- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020