Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.

She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.

by scottyo October 26, 2012

mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.

Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.

by Prof. Fussbudget December 2, 2011

Mouth Heavy

When a woman or man's mouth is full of dick.

I didn't fuck her but she did get mouth heavy.

by banyanboy123 August 24, 2011

Sink-mouth

When someone has a full mouth of semen,so much that they cant talk/or when someone has the ability not to gag on a huge dick

Yeah i heard they got that sink-mouth

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

shut mouth

A very surreal way to say "shut up"

"shut mouth hammock"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022