Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.

6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep

by OarNahom April 6, 2011

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

Morning Fanny

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

Morbigus

An other worldly sexual being, know for destroying family’s. It it said he killed Santa (wink), with a blood omelette and then carved an S on his chest. At Santa’s funeral, he played Naruto music. He also shipped a woman to Guam. He has a nice long face, but kinda sus.

Hay Morbigus my favorite !!

by Morbigus Guy April 15, 2022

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009