Monica

A lying bitch.
She lies all the time, and will push you around.

She hates your guts.
Don't interact with a Monica.

She may be pretty, but is horrible and snake-like. She will go out of her way to be rude to you. A friend-ship ruiner.

Person One: Monica keeps lying!
Person Two: Duh, she's a Monica.

by _Hello June 16, 2021

moiche

a way of saying great or mental. only used in sad parts of Scotland.

pure moiche ged
pure moiche, man

by Mad Tam the Bam's wee brother September 27, 2003

Minical

A miniature international incident.

David and Courtney don't know what a minical is? What uninformed plebians.

by Minical January 11, 2009

Monica Neck

A game where a hard neck slap is the result of a dumb comment.In order to obtain a "Monica Neck" a series of words must be said in any order to lock in the punishment.They are Black magic,white magic,silver magic and No changing(No specific order). To block a "Monica Neck" you must say any of the previous words before they say the entire thing.The rules of Monica neck are:No public slapping, Each Monica Neck must be filmed(phone,camera ect...)No Monica Necks under the influence of ANYTHING.To receive a Monica neck you must stand bent at a 90 degree angle and then receive your slap bare skin.Also a "Neck Save" can be called, if u obtain 10 neck saves in a weeks span on one player they must recieve a "Monica Neck".The final rule to Monica Neck is once you start, there is no way out unless you receive a Monica Neck from every player and the only way out of a Monica Neck is by giving the punisher $10.(The game is never ending without getting Monica Necked to get out.)

Cheeks:Yo where are my keys?
Ryan:Bro your holding them!
Ryan:Monica Neck! Silver magic, Black magic, White magic, No Changing!
Cheeks:FUCK DUDE!

by Walter Rodriguez November 27, 2007

Monica

Monica is an ugly ass bitch that thinks she's the shit fake as fuck and looks like a hippo and trys to make you feel guilty about everything even though it always her. MORAL:FUCK MONICA

Hey MONICA F.U.C.K Y.O.U what does that spell FUCK YOU 🖕

by Fuck monica January 26, 2019

manicorn

A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!

Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"

William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*

by H3br3wHamm3r September 22, 2011

Monica

Incredibly bitchy woman. Often mean to her boyfriend

Man1-man she's a Monica

Man2-hell yeah man

by Forajoke July 19, 2018