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In just a minute

by Cabinetmaker November 19, 2011
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MINUTE MAN

a guy who busts in a couple of minutes. i know alot of them and they know who they are.
these young boys are some minute men. i don't want no one minute man.
by M-DOT May 13, 2005
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Nek minute

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"
"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*
by Schwit September 3, 2011
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marijuana minute

when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 10, 2010
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New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
by keyshaw October 1, 2004
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kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
by Happy Girly of course! November 3, 2011
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30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.
by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011
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