Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

Melon

A type of fruit that can be cut up into slices and eaten. Be sure to avoid the white parts that seperate the green outside and red, juicy inside when eating.

I love to eat melons, they are my favorite food!

by neombruh December 7, 2019

melon

body type - round , full and big :)

“She’s built like a melon!”

by p:) November 7, 2019

Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB

1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.

Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023