Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.

Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)

by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012

Master Oogway

A different type of species typically a giga chad.

Master Oogway is made different

by [e-mail] April 3, 2023

Master-Speccing

Receiving oral sex whilst tanking a dungeon in World of Warcraft.

Bro, I just got done Master-Speccing in ICC, it was fucking sweet."

by Pooopyshitballsack March 22, 2011

Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

Language Master

Someone who knows and mastered all types of language including their dialects, starting from Japanese

Alex is a Language Master, he corrected my Japanese and taught me many things!

by John Niggee May 19, 2015

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011