"Lila - You stupid nigga bitch"
by Balls07 January 26, 2024
Get the Lila mug.Lila is the sexiest human known to mankind. But only one very specific Lila. She's the smartest human being and first thought of the lightbulb before that one fool copied her. She created the cellphone and the modern computer. She literally invented the earth, like she gave God the idea to invent earth cuz him and her were close like that. Every other Lila besides the original, the One and Only Lila is an embarrassment to society and is deserving of being castrated for impersonating the original. NOBODY. IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. The One and Only Lila looks like a God so you'll be able to tell pretty easily who she is. If you come across anyone named Lila who isnt like glowing and shit i would strongly advise you to castrate them cuz otherwise its your weiner/gina on the chopping block
A man walks into his and his girlfriends shared apartment and finds her brutally murdered and lying on the floor. Before he can react, he sighs. "I'm tryna think of a phrase or short expression to properly represent how I feel in this moment but I just can't." Suddenly a bright, glowing deity appears in front of him. "By the way I created the earth and my name is Lila but you shoulda been knew." The man gasps. "Oh my Lila!" he exclaims, both at the bloodied battered corpse on the ground and at the creator of the earth. "Now i have a phrase to use in a situation such as this. I feel satisfied."
by GRR0VVE3 February 8, 2024
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They are truly loving, Gorgeous, Beautiful and extremely kind hearted. They always want whats best for the other and sometimes forget to look after themselves. They’ve been through a lot but try and stay positive and make the best out of situations. They are extremely understanding and will rather talk to you about an issue then to make it a problem. Be aware though, Lila’s aggetated or annoyed can be devlish at times and rather scary (in a good way?) . They are shy and socially awkward at first but then become the weirdest but most amazing person you’ve ever met. Their energy is hard to match but once somebody does it’s gg’s they love you. Lilas are great to have and should never be betrayed.
They are truly loving, Gorgeous, Beautiful and extremely kind hearted. They always want whats best for the other and sometimes forget to look after themselves. They’ve been through a lot but try and stay positive and make the best out of situations. They are extremely understanding and will rather talk to you about an issue then to make it a problem. Be aware though, Lila’s aggetated or annoyed can be devlish at times and rather scary (in a good way?) . They are shy and socially awkward at first but then become the weirdest but most amazing person you’ve ever met. Their energy is hard to match but once somebody does it’s gg’s they love you. Lilas are great to have and should never be betrayed.
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A short description: She is the most beautiful lady I have ever seen inside and out, but especially on the inside. She is a Bulgarian singer that can sing very nicely! She has a great personality and it reminds me of someone I personally know ;) Anyway while she may be astonishing, her only flaw is that she needs to be more confident in herself and maybe talk to someone very special of her...
by 143 is my number April 15, 2024
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