Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus

Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”

by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019

linden

a girl who pretends to be your friend for 7 years but is a snake and if any of her plans backfire it turns on you. Linden is a horrible person! If you ever meet a linden, you better run. (also implies for Kayla's)

p1: "I met a girl named Linden, she's really nice!"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"

by Im a gay bitch July 26, 2019

LindenHausen Syndrome

A severe mental illness where an individual, usually a female, is under the illusion that their buttocks is much larger than they perceive. This is becoming more of an epidemic due to social media. The syndrome begins to deteriorate the brain after a long period of time, falsifying reality for the rest of the individual’s existence. To seek help, please see your local physician or psychologist.

Main causes :

1. Social media (Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..)

2. Marijuana (flower, hash, tinctures, edibles, etc..)

3. Adderall

4. Occasional drinking

Oh my god John, I think Tory developed LindenHausen Syndrome.. she can’t stop checking out her tiny buttocks, thinking it’s enormous. She should get help!

by Dr. Edward Phillips September 18, 2019

Lindenbg

A goated ass egghead who likes to roast people. usually found in his room playing video games. Linden is a very rare streamer in which he streams once a month to get many viewers (1) pepeLaugh. byn is friend on twitch. ChrisAM pisses him tf off. good evening.

Lindenbg is an egghead xd

by Lindenbg September 25, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019

Lindor’ing

Being a completely useless employee, while sitting in your car the entire shift

Oh I have to work with that idiot Cliff today? Fuck that! I’m gonna be Lindor’ing in my car until I get a delivery.

by Wings420 December 5, 2019