I could care less

According to most people, a stupid phrase that means the opposite of what's intended.

According to a few people, a sarcastic way to say you really couldn't care less.

Probably what was originally intended is a phrase like "I could give a shit," just a little more subtle than "I don't give a shit." Or "I could give a damn." So they could care less, but they still don't care.

Melissa: But we have to hurry back or we'll miss the final of American Idol!

Sam: I could care less about that, just as long as we don't miss Glee!

by Olypoly June 29, 2011

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full is a overused hate full word.

John: Stop posting cringe man.
Emily: Nah i'm posting many cringe videos for clout UwU
John: Bruh L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full.

by BruhDictionary February 20, 2022

less

(noun): short for homeless, aka. bum

Stay close together, less is all over this neighborhood.

by Shugga Cookie September 26, 2003

Less QQ and moar pew pew

What either hackers, or skilled players, tell n00bs who complain that the hacker or more skilled player hacks, uses cheap guns, camps, glitches, lags, chams, bots, flies, or spends too much money on premium items, and then instead of fighting with the rest of their team, sits around and spams chat about how n00b the enemy team is doing, when they in fact are the ones being the n00b.

ADpr0: lol just pwned u noobs
promastR1337: omfg you such a haxor gtfo
ADpr0: lol pro less qq and moar pew pew ya nub i dont hax

by Chalez November 15, 2010

Lesly

She is crazy and not loving. She is a confusing person and trys to be cool she makes her own squads. She trys to act so popular and sassy. Many poeple dislike her. Many times she trys to fight. She cant cant fight and starts to be scared. Not cute or beutiful. Copies many people by there looks and attitudes.

Unknown: hey why you act so cool your not
Lesly: cause all my friends are

by Somoneelselesly November 25, 2018

the lesser of two evils

The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).

Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.

by Disgruntled Marmot May 26, 2004

Lessa

A character from Ann McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern series, Lessa is the Benden Weyrwoman during the Ninth Pass, and rider of the gold dragon Ramoth. Lessa's ability to psychically influence the thoughts and actions of others plays a role in various parts of the series. She is a badass.

Lessa and Ramoth flew off into the sunset

by weyrgirl November 17, 2011