Landon

He has a very small penis, and he is gay.

Oh damn, he's sucking that dudes dick, his name is probably Landon

by iamgote January 24, 2020

Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.

"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021

Lado Vai

A term used for one who got lado of 1feet and have deep knowledge of everything.

"suman has got lado of 1feet, so suman is lado vai"
"In the universe we have got only on lado vai that's suman"

by gboyzz September 21, 2021

ruthie and landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.

by BigVick10 January 31, 2019

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Landon

A guy who spends over a thousand dollars in pornhub getting premium and masturbates into his own mouth.

I don’t want to see that Landon!

by Dr. Slouch November 30, 2017

lando

A person deprived of a childhood.

A consequence of this deprival is that said person becomes a traitor in all aspects of their lives.

"Hey, remember Ghost Castle? How cool was that?

"Ghost what?"

"you fucking Lando, I bet you don't even remember The A-Team, Fun House or Finders Keepers."

"you're making these shows up."

"No I'm not you wierdo. You're just likethat dude in Big, becoming an adult overnight, missing your entire childhood."

"Big? Never heard of it."

"Lando, shut up you bloody Judas."

by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 21, 2005