Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off

“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021

Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.

Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.

by Flowerling April 28, 2021

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

Lap Weng

Anything and everything bad

World hunger and poverty exists because lap weng

by Eggtarts June 19, 2022

Victory Lap

Like when you first play a challenging video game and you have to learn the ropes and the second plays through , you know what to do and got the
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?

I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022