shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 7, 2016

On the lung

The temporary but painful feeling when you've eaten something too fast and it gets stuck on your lung. Common foods causing this are breads, pasta, chips, sandwiches. Food "on the lung" usually causes temporary speech difficulties, arm waving, chest-banging, pleas to "pat my back" and definitely halts further consumption until the moment passes.

Oh ... (wheeze)... shit ...hold on a sec...(wheeze)... I've got bread on the lung.

by Sidney from Sydney October 21, 2017

smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.

by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018

Fuckalukus of the Lung

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023