The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
by Bob build3r December 09, 2017
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by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020
To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.
by FrooFroos July 07, 2014
The llamas that PewDiePie received after killing the animal’s og owner, the Wandering Trader. The Swedish YouTuber has since them kept them in a pen for safe keeping. In some episodes, you can see one of the llamas in a boat with Boat Cow. At the time of this posting, Pewds has not acknowledged this event.
Note that is is written early in the Minecraft series, so it may not be up to date in relevancy to the let’s play.
Note that is is written early in the Minecraft series, so it may not be up to date in relevancy to the let’s play.
by child of cheesus August 06, 2019
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019