You know what really breaks my chip?

Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.

"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"

"What?"

"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."

by HALIAETUS February 16, 2022

you know who

a shady character

Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.

Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.

by cut the cards September 5, 2022

Just so you know:

"Here's me being a dick:" or "You're not going to like this but you're not allowed to reply:" are synonymous.

"Just so you know: in the new building there will be no dogs allowed." "Just so you know: I've always hated that sweater."

by T. Z. Müller November 11, 2011

Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.

When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.

by ralphieG December 18, 2012

ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me

a way to say "you don't know nothing about me" or "you don't know anything about me". Used as a comeback to douche-y comments or rude gestures.

bob: "hey watup sistah? lets hang."
girl 1: "ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me."

girl 1: "i'm pretty much the best person here."
girl 2: "'cause ya don't know nuthin' bout me."

dude 2: *sticks tongue out.
girl 3: "you dont know nuthin' 'bout me, you loser."

by hashendonitsme April 28, 2013

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

i ont know

Common bastardization of the phrase, "I don't know"

I ont know why the cops keeping messing with me........

by dr. z October 6, 2016