Kim Kardashian

A bizarre creature, born out of a procedure called "Plastic surgery". For some reason, this creature is 99% plastic, yet she still exists. Scientists are currently researching the entity
Kim Kardashian shouldn't exist
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Kim Kardashian

When Kim Kardashian gets in the ocean, the plastic pollution rate go up by 10%
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Kim kardashian

A person just like a turtle, filled with 85% plastic
Kim= turtle
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Kim Kardashian

1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.

2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.

3). Has two assholes.
Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.
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kim namjoon

kim namjoon is one of the best leaders. he deserves so much for what he’s done. he so kind and respectful. he so calm but so funny. his singing voice is so unique and so pretty. he’s such a cutie and such and inspiration. he’s also really hot ngl. like, if he came up to me, i would ask him to throw me into the atlantic ocean because he’s that good looking. besides that, he does so much for the boys and he cares about them so much. i swear he doesnt deserve all of the hate. periodt
i would let kim namjoon break my neck
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Kim Namjoon

Most talented, inspirational and caring person in this damn world. You should pray for man like this, his future wife will be the most blessed person.
With his IQ 148 and dimples he is paving the way since 12. september 1994.
Our true and only president, also the president of Namkanda.
Best Leader, God of Rap, if you want make him happy, give him his bear Ryan or small crab, but don't give him sth mint flavoured or fragile things, thanks.
Please, remember, his name is Kim Namjoon, or President Kim Namjoon not Rap Monster.
~J
Fella n.1 : Ayo, who's the most beautiful person in da world?
Fella n.2 : Oh, didn't you saw? Our president Kim Namjoon, he can snach ur wig just with that dimple smile

Koreaboo : Jinjjae?ㅋㅋ oppar pls speak in english nae, oppa saranghae~
Fella n.2 : Please, shut tf up koreaboo
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Kim Namjoon

Kim Namjoon is fckg hot, thank you.
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