Kylee a hoe
by Lisa Hines November 26, 2017
a prude, pimple-pooping, procrastinating, x-box addicted, slow, hopeless, lifeless queer who spends his days going to school, making bad grades, and then going straight home on fridays (like he has anything better to do). He then sits on his cheap ass watching television and lusting unmercefully about celebrities and people that go to his school. He sits in his little "shelter" for many hours at a time, so many that stretch marks have begun to develop on his lower back and hips stretching down to the butt. He eats dinner from 4 o'clock till around 9:30 that night, or, at least, he says he does. But really everyone knows that he fingers himslef in the ass with his toothbrush, and then spies on his brother and then they both go have passionate anal sex and give each other rimjobs in his "playroom". (Kinda spooky huh?) All the exercise this fat tub of shit and lard gets is at school. He cannot bench press his bodyweight (pussy), he cannot power clean his bodyweight (pussy), and worst of all he only squats 60 pounds over his bodyweight which is pathetic (also, pussy). His early maturity gave him an edge in middle school, but, now, other school childrenhave long gone caught him and past him. He will not make the junior varsity basketball team. He will not make the varsity 7-on-7 team, and he sure as HELL won't make varsity football. If he somehow makes varsity for playoffs it will be because he is the backup's backup's backup for deep snapping. Another sorry case of how bad he sucks at life and sports and school. Many girls wonder about him because he hasn't had a girlfriend since the seventh grade. That is pathetic. He is addicted to porn, and would much rather please himself than have a girl do it for him. He is very prude and would probably rather let a boy that he knows touch his penis, than letting a girl touch it. The final moral of the word is don't let your kids play video games and become lazy, non-working, fatass bastards.
"Whoa! Is that kyle I see outside?"
"Why, yes, I believe it is?"
"He never comes outside."
"Well, his dad just got a new toy. It's a projector that projects the imac screen onto the side of the house."
"Oh. What a queer. Now I know why he is 'cumming' outside more often."
"Yea, what a loser."
"Why, yes, I believe it is?"
"He never comes outside."
"Well, his dad just got a new toy. It's a projector that projects the imac screen onto the side of the house."
"Oh. What a queer. Now I know why he is 'cumming' outside more often."
"Yea, what a loser."
by GigEMfAggies1213 February 11, 2007
Kyle is a way to describe a man (Or a way to call a man) who is favored by most and many women for obvious reason. How to spot a Kyle:
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
Looks. He is insanely gorgeous, and normally would have brown/black hair with bright brown eyes.
Personality? He's cruel to people he doesn't know, but once you get in his inner circle, he's the nicest man in the world. He is generous, but knows when he's giving too much. He is funny, but knows when to be serious.
He knows exactly how to make people smile, no matter how serious you might be.
If you ever bump into a Kyle, try to get him. Because it will be the best thing you'll ever do in your entire life. He's worth everything you've got to offer, but he won't ask for it.
1: Oh my god, my boyfriend is such a buttcrack! I thought he was a Kyle!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
2: Do you see that kid over there? Omfg, he's such a Kyle.
3: My friend is definitely a Kyle. I want him so bad!
by polkapolkadottys April 01, 2009
by Fucking Alex my guy September 04, 2019
Extremely attractive, flirtatious, and narcissistic. Suits, food, and women are his greatest loves. Will be a jerk to you unless you're one of his bros or you're an attractive female (in which case he'll do anything to not let his image be compromised).Tries too hard and doesn't know when to give up, because he can't possibly conceive that anyone could NOT like him. For all his flaws though, not a bad guy.
Bro 1: Hey, did you see Kyle with that new chick? Didn't he just break up with Leslie last week?
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
by creepin_monster44566 July 11, 2011
The type of girl who is obsessed with herself. She can be nice occasionally but is often very rude. She always gives you relationship advice even though she is single. She butts in on all of your conversations and hates being ignored.
by thatgirl1234567891011121314151 March 16, 2018