kid tuna 

Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.

Kid tuna had to walk through the doorway sideways just to get through the door.

kid tuna by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Kid named finger 

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

Kid named finger by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

kid-not-approved 

Refers to movies like "Deadpool" (2016) that are supposed to be kid-friendly but contain inappropriate content that makes them unsuitable for children, such as excessive violence, coarse language, or adult themes.

I thought we were watching a fun superhero movie, but it turned out to be a total kid-not-approved experience like Deadpool!

kid-not-approved by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.

They are a kid-attracted person.

Kid-Attracted Person by Shugunou October 18, 2025

Kid luck

Either really bad luck, or some rare occurrence of amazing luck, but never anything in between.

Kid was a dude in a video game, known to his friends as always having the worst of luck, be he also won a jackpot in said game this one time, so rarely it may be used to describe some kind of once-in-a-lifetime good luck.

1: "Dude, my car tire was flat and my bicycle chain broke, I have such Kid luck."
2: "I'd love to play a board game with you guys, but my Kid luck will prevent me from getting decent dice throws."

Kid luck by MrKid December 27, 2025

Kid Rock

Epstein Island

Donald Trump loves Kid Rock so much he went 40,000 times.

Kid Rock by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

Kid in a band syndrome

Kid in a band syndrome is when someone is in a cringey fandom and they dissociate themselves from it acting as if they are not on the same boat

Kid who has kid in a band syndrome: I don’t have band kid humor I am just a kid in a band… BUT I find dank memes funny

Kid in a band syndrome by TangoMaMan February 26, 2026